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Just Because I Write About Sex
Does NOT mean that I wanna see your penis.
Listen to me: I am happily married. I’m loved up, loved down, and well-sexed all around in my life offline. There’s nothing that anyone possesses outside of my marriage that I want. This includes any images or interactions with your genitals. If you read something I wrote that excited your senses; that is none of my damn business. Leave me out of that bullshit. When I open my DMs and find a photo of your exploded one-eyed monster, I promise that the only emotion I will experience is anger. Choose growth and maturity.
Even if I were still single, that doesn’t give anyone the right to penetrate my private messages with their pathetic attempts at amateur pornography.
To the Joker Below:
Don’t piss me off this way. I don’t know who the fuck you think you’re reaching out to, but I am not the one. I will share your handle and message to warn people about your predatory tendencies:
